April 2013
f-aint:
I want to talk to you but my face
March 2013
jaybird-in-the-tardis:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
universalgrandma:
math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
February 2013
cokeflow:
*regrets something I said 4 years ago*
whentherestrouble:
my hobbies include:
pretending that I can draw
pretending to know about a lot of stuff
pretending to be skilled at things
pretending that I’m funny
pretending
realizing that I suck
sobbing
thevices:
Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.
180mph:
its hard for me to be genuinely mean to someone. messing w/ someone is enjoyable but once their feelings are actually hurt ur like “aww shit i messed up dude” and u get that shitty feeling in ur stomach
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
“People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being...”
– Kim Culbertson, The Liberation of Max McTrue (via buddhacoffee)
marypoppinthatpussy:
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
