in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
- That was a pretty easy catch.
- Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.Does noone understand that James is like, the best trainer? He may not be the strongest, but he ASKS his pokemon if they want to join, seriously he’s nicer than Ash to his pokemon.
The poor man gets bitten, poisoned, chewed on, strangled, stabbed, prodded, crushed, blown up, and all manner of painful things by his pokemon, AND HE LOVES THEM ANYWAYS.
James needs his own show. Of when he was a kid or something. And his amazing gift with pokemon.
math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
(Source: fr-cker)
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
(Source: aiiimeeee)
*regrets something I said 4 years ago*
my hobbies include:
- pretending that I can draw
- pretending to know about a lot of stuff
- pretending to be skilled at things
- pretending that I’m funny
- pretending
- realizing that I suck
- sobbing